Real Toads & Mountain Gnomes

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Mountain gnomes are gnarly and sinewy. They scurry across shale faces with filthy, thin, spidery fingers. They steal children, they grow beards, they climb pine trees and drink sap. Messily. They can make a mean beef stew, and have a knack for brewing just-vaguely hallucinogenic coffee. The eldest drink tea.

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